Quotes for your Entertainment!

I've had so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
~ Wendy Liebman

The factory of the future will have only two employees -- a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. Warren G. Bennis

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.--Will Rogers

I'd rather be rich than stupid.– Jack Handey

The person who says the early bird gets the worm is usually working for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm. – unknown

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive. - unknown

You’re never fully dressed without a smile.
- - Martin Charnin

Enjoy your Tuesday!

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