You know you have a baby and they have ROCKED your world when...
You're feeding her for the night. Your husband enters the room and through silent, forced movements he understands VERY clearly to not take one more step in your direction. He then understands through the look of your eyes that he is to sit in the floor at the foot of the bed with all the lights off until the feeding is finished.
Yep. I have a very alert 5 month old.
Feedings are very smooth until someone. something. anything. enters the room.
makes a noise. makes something that sounds like a noise. she thinks it made a noise.
the dogs bark. the dogs move. the dogs raise their head.
brent enters the room. brent leaves the room. brent's in the other room and moves.
i have to scratch my noise. Get the picture?

but of course...I still love her!